Things to Remember...

YOU are not the odd one in the Y change rooms.  EVERYONE ELSE is strange for NOT being in their bathrobes and brushing their teeth at 7pm on a Monday.  And as you pop your zits and hear ladies whispering in a language you don't understand, feel safe with the assumption that they are marveling over your immaculate pores.

And as you are blogging on your laptop beside a lady blowdrying her hair because you need the free electricity, remember that your YMCA membership PAID for that blowdryer...